thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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