How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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