Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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