just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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