Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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