I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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