but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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