now i know why i became what i already was.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Your penis caused this!
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