i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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