Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
