so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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