Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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