RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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