i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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