love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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