can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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