It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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