Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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