Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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