I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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