where does the pee come out of this thing
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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