Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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