why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
