i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i may or may not be watching the land before time
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
