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i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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