so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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