How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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