We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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