its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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