Do you still have your period?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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