White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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