Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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