Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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