WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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