its not stalking. its research.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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