So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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