we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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