Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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