Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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