i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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