Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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