Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
