So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
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so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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