Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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