If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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