I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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