I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Your penis caused this!
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