Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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