just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now