That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I want to walk on stilts...naked
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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