How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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