just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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