I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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