yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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