Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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