who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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